Adult SMS

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Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka. Wo Kahti Thi
Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa karo, Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard
Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai, Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.

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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

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Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan:
1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.
2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga.
3. Don't scroll down:







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Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.


dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

ah
oh

dheere
ah

mar gayi
ah
oh

ahah

chal ab bas kar

1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

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Bhosri Plaza Hotel
'MENU CARD'
Grilled mummay;
Achari lund;
Phuddi of the day;
Tandoori bund
Lullian sirkay waali:
Chilly choot;
Tattay mughlai;
Gori bund da halwa;
Nargisi tattay;
Phuddi pakoray;
Lund folooda;
Mard makhan naan;
Afghani gand kabab;
Daigay mammay;
Lund khara masala;
Bhosri fried rice;
Melted tutti cream;
Peeshab up;

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Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!

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host says to wife: papoo de man mera jigri yar aya ae ide layee kuch packa
wife says to host: ke pakawan gar wich kuch wi nee
host says to wife: hor kuch naee te apna phuda packa
guest says to him: pakawan di lor naee sanoo kacha ee deo


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Sardar holding his wife's boobs; "jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai
si"
Wife holds his penis; "je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si"


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"Tendulker" Having Sex With "Malika"
Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai;
Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de "ADDIDAS" likha hai.


BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY.


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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!


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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.


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Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !


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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas.

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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!


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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.


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1 boy 1 girl ko fuck ker raha tha fuck kertay kertay us ne girl se
poocha k tumhara boy friend kon hai hai girl ne reply kia choro us ma k kooos ko
wo is waqt yeh sms per raha hai ! ! !


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Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating


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Kiss Pan Chod ne Gand main ungali ki hai.
Ager wo Maa ka lora samney aa jaye to us Kuri chod ko dekh loon.
Sir, aapka student gand marwa le ga per kisi ko kabi gali nahi de ga ! !


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aik kam karo
apni shalwar utarao
under wear bhi utaro

or gand pe petrol dal kay agg laga laooo
jo cheez doston kay kam na ayee wo rakhne ka kia faida


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JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARY DOST KE PASS JA,
.
AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN,
.
OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
.
OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERY


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her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka
phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka
phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka
kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka


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2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars 1st:mere biwi raat
ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay 2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre
dal day


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Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day


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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay



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AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOO SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : VO KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI



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Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha
Sardar bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha...



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A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn't a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
and Give your tongue some exercise



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Love is a Gambling, Don't play with it
Guys get fun, Girls get blame
10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain
Then a baby comes out without any name.
Enjoy it or think it before you do it.


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barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,
to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar
gili na ho..


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The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the louder the scream,louder the scream the better the fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck.



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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged



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Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck you, dont feel shy.



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Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!