Best Wishes SMS

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MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U
MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U.
MAY SADNESS FORGET U...
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...
& MAY ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS U.....



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MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY
MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT.
MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT...
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U....

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Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you................

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Soft Speech clean heart,
Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love.
Alway Makes you winner.<<<<<<>>>>>>>

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Every bad situation will have so
Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

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he candle of hope is the source
The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U.

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All you need in the life is ignorance
All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.



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To accomplish great things, we must n
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.

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A Young man's attitude towards l
A Young man's attitude towards life helps to determine this altitude. Good luck to you my dear.

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A successful man is one who c
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck

Friendship SMS

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One day Friendship and Love met.
One day Friendship and Love met. Love asked why do you exists when I am here, friendship ans I am here to leave smile where u leave tears.

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Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands
Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands & Stand Opposite to the Mirror,
U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful Rose in the World is U my dear friend....

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incoming is free for me
When ur alone, When ur crying, When ur upset, Don't think of me!! just call me coz incoming is free for me.. my friend!!

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Some friends r worth 2b thrown,
Some friends r worth 2b thrown, Some r good 2 keep, Some r 2b treasured 4 ever, and i think ur one 2 b kept 4 ever.

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There r many stars but the Moon is u
There r many stars but the Moon is u. There r many friends but the Sweet one is u. To forget me is now up t@ u. To forget u is something i will never ever do

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A good friend is like a computer
A good friend is like a computer, Enter your life ,'Save' u in their heart, 'format' ur problam 'shift' u to opportunities & never 'delete' u from 'memory'!

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I cant find a reason why God gave U to me
I cant find a reason why God gave U to me , but that is not the question to b asked,May b the question is how did God knew that i needed a friend like U...

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Hold 10 Roses in ur hand
Hold 10 Roses in ur hand & stand opposite of the mirror, U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful rose in the World is U my dear friend...

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The recipe of friendship
The recipe of friendship:, 1 cup of sharing.. 2 cups of caring.. 3 cups of forgiveness &hugs.. mixx all these together to make friends 4 ever..


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Have a "HEART" that never breaks,
Have a "HEART" that never breaks, Have a"SMILE" that never fades, HAve a touch that never Hurt$, Have a "FRIENDSHIP" that naver ends , Like Ours!

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keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love
keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!

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Friendship is a little more trust
Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!

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If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,
If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music, If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need the world!

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1 advice-take care, 1 Request-dont change
1 advice-take care, 1 Request-dont change, 1 Wish dont forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We 'll always be Good Friend!

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plants are green and earth is blue,
plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the resone like u , b'coz in world like this, i will never get a friend like you!

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Everyone hears what you say
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

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Beauty is start of life, beauty is art of life,
Beauty is start of life, beauty is art of life, risk is part of life, and good friend is heart of life

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How long shall we be friends? Do y
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, as long as angels are there up high, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

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I can't b d best person in this world
I can't b d best person in this world, but I can be me. I may not b d sweetest, but I can b as sweet as I can b. I may not b d one for u, but I'll always b there for u.

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You can eat and drink together,
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!


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Friends are like stars.
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...



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Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque
Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have... when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c



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A lovely star dropped on earth one
A lovely star dropped on earth one night.Asked me u want a million dollar or a good frnd?I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u...



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MY friendship is just like a rubber band
MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!



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Longest love is mother's love
Longest love is mother's love,Shotest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me!



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it's me..!
sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, Improves with time but not wine, dont know?? ,it's me..!


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Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time
Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference touch ones heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy d day...' 1 more time.!


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24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day
24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day! 7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week! 4 Sweet weaks make 1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!

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Feelings R many but Words R few
Feelings R many but Words R few.. Clouds R dark, But Sky is blue.. Love is a paper, life is a glue Everything is false.. but Friendship s True...!!



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When God open the windows of Heaven
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked "what is ur wish 2 day?" i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!


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Meeting you was fate,
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

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You'll always be my FRIEND,
this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

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Without friends like you, life is impossible!
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

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FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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The Test of Friendship
the test oF friendship dosen't comes when u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe....

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touches your heart.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

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Friendship is sweet when it’s new
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

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Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

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Age appears to be best in some things
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

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Friendship is not a Game to Play
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

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Moon said to me to leave your friend
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Birthday SMS

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Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart

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Heard you are celebrating a belated birthday this year.... Bet all those other fools sent cards on time!.

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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life

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Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

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I believe u have climbed high mountains, walked on thorny paths, sailed on the raging seas and took a ride on dangerous highways. C'mon let's face it; Your God - Jehova has always been faithful all the way. Enjoy your day, you are worth it. Happy Birthday.

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may almighty shower u with blessings on ur BIRTHDAY.luv u aiways..


Happy Birthday F-R-I-E-N-D ;)

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Do you remember the day when you were born??? You were crying and everyone round you smiling ,may your coming days brings lots of smiles starting from the same day you born that is Today...Happy birthday ---

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sweat heart ur so beautiful , my love 4 u will always b true , heres a wish 4 my darling ,,, may al ur dreams cum true and i wish u a very happy birthday wit lot of love nd kisses 4m my herat thats beats,,,, just 4 U

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dunia may bohut se log mukhtalif amraaz ke shikar hay jaise SUGAR , T.B , B.P , CANCER awar aaj kal DENGI VOIRUS lekin mere lie jis marz ko khuda ne paida kia wo 11-11-1982 ko paida howa balke ijaad howa hay problem os waqt thi jab os ka naam rakney ka waqt aaia to sab loog os ki DAADI ki taraf dekhney lagey jis ne kaha ke " meri is pooti ka naam ...hoga happy birth day dear...

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Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses

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Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
'Cause I know the mirror doesn't lie.
You're aging like me, so you surely can see
That you're getting to be an old guy

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So you are finally fifty;
Happy birthday on the big Five-Oh.
I guess you could fill a great big book
With everything you know.
A whole half century of living
Is nothing to sneeze about,
So if you're a little patched and worn,
Don't you dare frown or pout.
Ignore things that make you feel old;
It's really great to be fifty.
You're smart, attractive and good company,
And I still think you're nifty!

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As this special date arrives,
For baby has brought pleasure
Into all our lives.
We look forward now to seeing
How you progress and grow,
From the cute and tiny infant
You were one year ago.
So dig into your icing;
Enjoy your presents, too.
The reason for this day
Is a special person--you!

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It's your first birthday, baby,
One candle on your cake;
Proud parents stare in wonder
At each new move you make.
We join in celebration,
As this special date arrives,
For baby has brought pleasure
Into all our lives.
We look forward now to seeing
How you progress and grow,
From the cute and tiny infant
You were one year ago.
So dig into your icing;
Enjoy your presents, too.
The reason for this day
Is a special person--you!

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As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don't matter much.
These common things aren't really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you


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On your birthday,
I wish for you the fulfillment
of all your fondest dreams.
I hope that for every candle
on your cake
you get a wonderful surprise.
I wish for you that
whatever you want most in life,
it comes to you,
just the way you imagined it,
or better.
I hope you get as much pleasure
from our friendship as I do.
I wish we were sisters,
so I could have known you
from the beginning.
I look forward to
enjoying our friendship
for many more of your birthdays.
I'm so glad you were born,
because you brighten my life
and fill it with joy.
Happy Birthday!


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It's your birthday time again;
It's true; there's no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I'm not lying.
So for you, the birthday person,
Here's what I want to say:
I hope this birthday's the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you have a ton.

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On your birthday,
I'm thinking about how much light and sparkle
you freely dispense wherever you go,
how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.
Every birthday marks another year
of you radiating positive, happy energy,
contagious happiness
that infects all who come in contact with you.
May your next birthday find you the same--
glowing from within,
beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.
I feel blessed to know you.

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God gave a gift to the world when you were born-
a person who loves, who cares,
who sees a person's need and fills it,
who encourages and lifts people up,
who spends energy on others
rather than herself,
someone who touches each life she enters,
and makes a difference in the world,
because ripples of kindness flow outward
as each person you have touched, touches others.
Your birthday deserves to be a national holiday,
because you are a special treasure
for all that you've done.
May the love you have shown to others
return to you, multiplied.
I wish you the happiest of birthdays,
and many, many more,
so that others have time to appreciate you
as much as I do.


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Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!


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Ths msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday

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LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day...
may GOD'S loving u hands be upon u today to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY

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Friendship is not a Game to Play
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

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Its always a treat to wish...
Its always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet.

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I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday.

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With love this wish is...
With love this wish is sent your way , for a very special kind of day

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How do you expect me to remember,
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

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Have a nice birthday,
Have the nicest birthday there ever was..... cuz you deserve it if ANYONE does.


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Wish you a many many happy
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God blessyou with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.

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Let the GOD decorate each
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.

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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday


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wishing u a day soft as silk.....
wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY


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Wishing you all the fun and excitement
Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, Happy Birthday


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Heard you are celebrating a belated
Heard you are celebrating a belated birthday this year.... Bet all those other fools sent cards on time!


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Its just another day, but this
Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.


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May all your days be filled with
May all your days be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.

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A Birthday is A Million Moments
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

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motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,(In Urdu)
"motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"

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I send to you warm wishes,
I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday



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if lovers are like moon and Brothers
if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother


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i know its ur birthday 2day.
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u'l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"



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IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...


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xtra special ekdum mast n (In HINDI)
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya,
xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..


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MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS
MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY



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In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."


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Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......



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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......



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Flying papers , multi colours of balloon,
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY



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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY



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Kick off ur shoes,take a break
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....

Urdu SMS

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Tara bola chand se, tum kitne khush naseeb ho, Jo tumhe sabhi yad karte hain,Aur hum kitne badnaseb hain ki log apni mang k liye hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hai...

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Judai har pal yun mehsoos na hoti, kash wo itni majbur na hoti, waqt banaa deta hai insan ko bewafa warna mohabat itni mashhoor na hoti!

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Taarif to sabhi karte hain mere sms ki, Magar sms ka jawab koi nahi deta,Hum to sabhi ko roz yaad karte hain, Par humein kabhi koi yaad hi nahi karta.

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Kabhi tum bhi hamse bat kar liya karo milne ki faryad kar liya karo, ek hum hai jo har bar shuruat karte hai, kabhi tum bhi hame humse pehle yad kar liya karo.

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Agar woh keh de HUM TUMHARE HAIN, toh hum sabko chhod kar unke ho jayenge. Agar woh keh de ki khawabo mein ayenge,toh khuda ki kasam umar bhar ke liye so jaa yege.

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Diwana tumhe bhi bana denge, Dil me pyar ki shama jala denge. Raho chahe jitne bhi pathar dil banke, par Yaado Se apni tumko bhi rula denge..

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Teri dosti mai khud ko mehfooz maante hai, Hum doston me tumhe sabse aziz maante hain, Teri dosti ke saye me zinda hain, Hum toh tumhe khuda ka taabiz maante hai.

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Kabhi kisi se jikar-e-judaai mat karna.. Is Dil se kabhi ruswaai mat karna..jab dil uth jaye humse to bata dena..na bata kar bewafaai mat karna.

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Hasrat hai sirf tume pane ki, or koi khwahish nahi is parwaney ki, shikwa mujhse nahi, khuda se karo,kya zarurat thi tume itna khoobsurat banane ki.

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Shma Kehti Hai Mujhe Banaya Kisne, Jis Jis k Haath Laghi Mujhe Jalaya Usne, Woh Shma Kya Jise Koi Jalane Wala Na Ho, Woh Insaan Hi Kya Jise Koi Chahane Wala Na Ho..

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Kab tut jaye kasam hi to hai; kab badal jaye nazar hi to hai; kabhi kisi ke saath ki aadat mat dalo, kab bichad jayi ZINDAGI hi to hai. ('_')

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Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai, dard-e-dil ki inteha malum hai, mujhe muskurane ki dua na do,mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza malum hai..

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Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se, mohabbat to dil se hoti hai, surat unki khud hi pyari lagti hai,kadar jinki dil me hoti hai...

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Jab bhi khayal aya to tera aya...ankhein band ki to khawab tera aya..socha yaad kar loon khuda ko pal do pal..honth khule to naam tera aya.

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Aankhon mein mahfooz rakhna sitare, ab dur talak sirf raat hogi. Musafir tum bhi ho musafir hum bhi hai, kisi na kisi mode par phir mulaqat hogi.....

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In ankho me ansu aye n hote. agar wo piche mudkar muskraye n hote.unke jane ke baad yeh gum hota kash vo zindagi me aye hi na hote...

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Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazre jhukate hai woh, baat karte nahin ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte hain muskurate hai woh...

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Utra tha CHAND hamare angan me SITARON ko gawara na tha. hum to SITARON se bhi bagawat kar lete par kya karte CHAND hi hamara na tha. Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi n

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Sajti rahe khussion ki mehfil, har khushi suhani rahe, aap jindagi main itne khush rahe, ki har khushi aap ki diwani rahe...

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Sajti rahe khussion ki mehfil, har khushi suhani rahe, aap jindagi main itne khush rahe, ki har khushi aap ki diwani rahe...

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Tadap ke dekho chahat mein, To pata chale pyar kya hota hai. Mil jaye har koi yuhi raho mein, To kaise pata chale ki intezaar kya hota hai.

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Mil jaye koi naya to hume na bhoola dena, Koi rulaye tumhe to hume yaad kar lena. Dost hai tumahare, Khushi na sahi to ghum hi baant lena.

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Khuda aap jaisa dost koi aur na banaye. Ek hi anmol cheez jo hamare paas hai, Who bhi kahin common na ho jaye.

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Raat hue jab sham ke baad, Teri yaad aayi har baat ke baad. Humne khaamosh rehkar bhi dekha, Teri aawaz aayi har saans ke baad.

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Jaanta hu ke bewafa hain who, Fir bhi dil ke haatho fareb khata hu. Roz kehta hu ki bhool jaaunga usko, Roz isi baat ko bhool jaata hu.

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Chand mein dekha to aap dikhe. Badal mein dekha to aap dikhe. Taro mein dekha to aap dikhe. Yaar thoda side mein ho jao to kuch aur bhi dikhe.

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Chand mein dekha to aap dikhe. Badal mein dekha to aap dikhe. Taro mein dekha to aap dikhe. Yaar thoda side mein ho jao to kuch aur bhi dikhe.

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Badal jo chaye tum yaad aaye, Bearish ki boono mein tum yaad aaye, Are ab to mera chata lauta do.

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Koi wada nahi fir bhi tera intzaar hai, Judai ke bawjood bhi tujhse pyar hai. Tere chehre ki udasi de rahi hai wahi, Mujhse bichad ke tub hi bekrar hai.

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Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas to hota hai, Ki shayad koi hume yaad to karta hai. Milne na aaye to kya hum par chand lamhe to barbaad to karta hai.

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Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin Glass mein hota hai Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin Saali ko hota hai

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Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera Jaaneman katwa de baal, hoja ganji Aur kar de savera

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Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se Yahan likhna mana hai

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Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

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Taj Mahal kyaa hai tere liye usse bhi achhaa banwaa denge Mumtaz to marke gadi thi, tujhe jindaa gadwaa denge.

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Maine tujhe dekhaa Dekhta rahaa, Dekhtaa hi gayaa Phir mujhe chashmaa lag gayaa

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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aa, Kinare Pe Kyaa Rakhaa Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Baahar aa, Ishaare main Kyaa Rakhaa Hai

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Dil Hai Tera Dariyaa....Aankhen Hain Teri Jheel So My Darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??

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Milnaa Hai To Mil Isee Duniyaa Ke Chaman Me Phir Kyaa Milna Hogaa, Jab Laash Hogi Kafan Me

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Gul Gaye, Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Saare Shaayar Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Patthe Rah Gaye

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Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere saath the, abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai

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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

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Jis din se juda vo humse hue is dil ne dharkna chor diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra taaro ne chamkna chor diya

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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi

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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

Naughty SMS

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A husband was stung by bee
"A husband was stung by bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is."
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jaki chan ka sms
"It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life"
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jaki chan ka sms
"this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it "
"
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jaki chan ka sms
" !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya"
"
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height of Flirting?
"BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY}"
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height of Flirting?
"What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". "
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Just Want 2
"oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
"
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Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
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He came at night
"He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!"
"
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I really deeply wish tat
"I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch."

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Press down down more Ok more YES
"Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
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A girl phoned me
"A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home"



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Lastnite
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas



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Come here,take off urs pants
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!



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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you"ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE."



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Tera Rishta is tarah nibhayenge
Tera Rishta is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jaana manane se,
Warna hum yeh bheegi palke le ke kaha jayenge.

Islamic SMS

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And let not your hand be tied (like a miser)
And let not your hand be tied (like a miser) to your neck, nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach (like a spendthrift) [surah al-Isra’; 17:29]

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Verily! Allah commands that you should render
Verily! Allah commands that you should render back the trusts to those to whom they are due [surah al-Nisa’; 4:58]

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And whenever you give your word, say the truth
[surah al-An’am; 6:152]

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Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!

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Allahs blessings are a treasure so true that their value cannot be measured and one of Allahs blessings is you!

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Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)

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The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

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I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

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Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH

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Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.

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The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU
are a MUSALMAN.

Joke SMS

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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

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Husband to a newly wed Wife
Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,, wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there.

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sardar ji to his friend:
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.


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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?(In Hindi)
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

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After a quarrel, a husband said
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."


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Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...(In Hindi)
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!

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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!


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what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S
what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............


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Mother to Teenage Daughter
Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".


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A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed

Love SMS

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My love, I have tried with all my being
to grasp a form comparable to thine own,
but nothing seems worthy;
I know now why Shakespeare could not
compare his love to a summer's day.
It would be a crime to denounce the beauty
of such a creature as thee,
to simply cast away the precision
God had placed in forging you.
Each facet of your being
whether it physical or spiritual
is an ensnarement
from which there is no release.
But I do not wish release.
I wish to stay entrapped forever.
With you for all eternity.
Our hearts, always as one

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If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.

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New style of proposing a girl..
I hv spent many sleepless nites in ur luv n i dnt want my son 2 do d same 4 ur daughter. So lets mk them
brother n sister.

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False people are
are like
STONES they are
SCATTERED every
where....
True people
are like
DIAMOND
they are REAR!!!
Hello<>
DIAMOND<>

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I have liked many but loved one,yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest
queue, just for the pleasure of a moment with u.Love you.

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There is no special occasion today,
no reason to text,
no news to share,
and no problems to air.
It's just one of those times I wish to say
I REMEMBERED U!

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SOMETIMES we mUst be HURTin order to GROW FAIL in order to KNOWLOSE in order to GAIN & SOMETIMES
wE havE to be B R O K E N so we can be WHOLE again!

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As I watched the ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they r, they still communicate
with each other. Hope we'll be like them, in touch always.

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Dedicate time to enjoy, it's the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends, it's the path to happiness.
Dedicate time to luv n b loved, it's source of joy n satisfaction

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True meaning of love... if its bcoz of his eyes or his lips or great body,its not love..it lust! if its bec of his
inteligence or insyt about life,its not love, its admiration! if its bec he cries evertym u try to leave, its not
love .. its pity! if its bec he makes u 4get to study and sleep, its not love..its infatuation! love is when u do
not know y u sim 2 b attractd 2 a person...love has its rison...and dat reason is unknown!

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U


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It's hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

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It's hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

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"24 Sweet hours make 1 Sweet day"!
"7 Sweet days make 1 Sweet week"!
"4 Sweet week make 1 Sweet month"!
but... " 1 sweet person like "U" makes entire life sweet!

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Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

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Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

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LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT

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You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.

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You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!


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Let me start by saying that I thank to Allah every night since I found you. You came into my life when everything seemed so dark but you provided the light to find my way. I've never been so certain of anything in my life like I am of us. You have totally changed my outlook in life and I thank you for that. I feel as if I'm walking over clouds just thinking about you. You make my life complete. I know you've said we could do foolish things

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love is pure
love is pure
love is sure
love is sweet poision
that doctors cant cure

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The smallest word is
The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You :)

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When it RAINS..
When it RAINS.. U doNT c da sun.. BuT ITS THERE.. Hope we kan b LYK DAT ..
We doNT C EAch ada buT WE´l alwaYS B dER 4 EÄCH oDA

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What is love?
What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you.

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Love is like Iodex
Love is like Iodex
ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye
Love is like Pepsi
Yeh dil mangay aur
Love is like Supereme
Yehi to hai wo apna pann
Love is like Nokia
Connecting People
Love is like Waves
Nam hi kaafi hay
Love is like Gold Leaf
bachon ki pohonch say door rakhain
Love is like Wah
Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz
Love is like Samsung
Everyone is Invited
Love is like Habib Oil
kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay""

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I may be innocent to know
I may be innocent to know what love is, I may not show it to you. I may not love you u the way it should be, but Im always willing to love u the way i understand it(((LOVE U ALWAYZZZZZZZZ)))

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Please My Cuty!!!Spell out ur
Please My Cuty!!!Spell out ur ingredients bcoz I miked 100kgs of sugar,80 kgs of chocolate, 50 kgs of honey and I still cant make a sweetheart like u....

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1111111111111122222222222
111111111111112222222222222233333333333333
444444444444445555555555555566666666666666
777777777777778888888888888899999999999999
Ad each row with EACH OTHER,what ever the TOTAL comes, That much HOW I NEED U,I THINK ABOUT U, n I LOVE U...!!!n HOPE U FEEL THE SAME...!!!

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How much Love in ur Heart for Me...?
How much Love in ur Heart for Me...?
Chooooooooose.......?
100 % (Call Me)
50 % (Sms Me)
25 % (Only a Miss Call)
0% (No Answer)

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4ever & ever i`l be by ur side, & if u r afraid of the world i`l help u to hide,bcuz.....1 thousand deaths i rather die....than ever see u hurt or cry...

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If somw one ask me what is mean by love, I would sit next 2 u, pull
u close 2 me, put my armsaround u and say proudly this s t.

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LOVE is Special
LOVE is Sweet
LOVE is what makes
Life complete
LOVE is giving
LOVE is Kind
LOVE is Joy
& Peace of Mind
Love is Laughter
Seldom Tears
Sharing Caring
Through the Year
LOVE is more than words Express
But mostly
\"LOVE IS HAPPINESS\"

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U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

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LOVE~*
*~CARE~*
*~INSPIRATIONS~*
*~KINDNESS~*
These R Few Words Which Cum In My MIND,As I Think Of U!!! :-)

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When i was walking alone, i wish that i can reach the end of the road.......But when u walked with me i wish the road never ends.

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Meaning of rose colours...
Red 4 Love..
Yellow 4 Special Friend..
White 4 Peace..
Black 4 Hate & Darkness..
Pink 4 Likeness..
So Plz Choose One Roz Colour 4 Me!!!

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If I hav a Heart Attack, then
that's all bcuz of u, cuz,
u r in my heart with anothor heart
that is ur heart,
which is striking my heart and say,
I LOVE U! (That's Seceret)

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"I TRUST U" is a better
"I TRUST U" is a better compliment than "I LOVE U" because you may not always trust the person you love but u can always love the person you trust

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"I TRUST U" is a better
"I TRUST U" is a better compliment than "I LOVE U" because you may not always trust the person you love but u can always love the person you trust

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the nominies 4 nice lovers r
the nominies 4 nice lovers r
YOU
YOU!
YOU!!
YOU!!!!
YOU!!!!!
n the winner is
ME
bcoz ihav
YOU!!!

Flirt SMS

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Press down......down
more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost
there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual
intercourse!

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It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

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The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO

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Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

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If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

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I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed

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Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb! Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!

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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

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Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

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It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?

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One for me!!
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

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Flirt Messages Most beautiful... If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself. Maths ... During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!! Can u see me? Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart! In love .. You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me I Found you ... When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you. One for me!!
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

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You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me

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Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

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During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

Kiss SMS

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If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?




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What is kiss?
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.


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Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
"Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun."


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Will you love me in December as you do in May
Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?"


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When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you
When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."


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A kiss is special thing
A kiss is special thing that you can cant take without giving, and you cant give without taking.


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If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?


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What is Kiss
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.


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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!


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I've been thinking about u and me
I've been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!


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Whats kissing
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.


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If luvin' was aginst the law,
If luvin' was aginst the law,and kissin' was a crime,i would gladly spend my life with u,in prison doin' time.


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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga


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A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.


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Kissing you baby is my dream
Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!


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what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!


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Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

Adult SMS

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Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka. Wo Kahti Thi
Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa karo, Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard
Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai, Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.

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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

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Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan:
1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.
2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga.
3. Don't scroll down:







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Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.


dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

ah
oh

dheere
ah

mar gayi
ah
oh

ahah

chal ab bas kar

1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

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Bhosri Plaza Hotel
'MENU CARD'
Grilled mummay;
Achari lund;
Phuddi of the day;
Tandoori bund
Lullian sirkay waali:
Chilly choot;
Tattay mughlai;
Gori bund da halwa;
Nargisi tattay;
Phuddi pakoray;
Lund folooda;
Mard makhan naan;
Afghani gand kabab;
Daigay mammay;
Lund khara masala;
Bhosri fried rice;
Melted tutti cream;
Peeshab up;

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Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!

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host says to wife: papoo de man mera jigri yar aya ae ide layee kuch packa
wife says to host: ke pakawan gar wich kuch wi nee
host says to wife: hor kuch naee te apna phuda packa
guest says to him: pakawan di lor naee sanoo kacha ee deo


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Sardar holding his wife's boobs; "jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai
si"
Wife holds his penis; "je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si"


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"Tendulker" Having Sex With "Malika"
Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai;
Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de "ADDIDAS" likha hai.


BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY.


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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!


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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.


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Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !


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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas.

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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!


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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.


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1 boy 1 girl ko fuck ker raha tha fuck kertay kertay us ne girl se
poocha k tumhara boy friend kon hai hai girl ne reply kia choro us ma k kooos ko
wo is waqt yeh sms per raha hai ! ! !


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Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating


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Kiss Pan Chod ne Gand main ungali ki hai.
Ager wo Maa ka lora samney aa jaye to us Kuri chod ko dekh loon.
Sir, aapka student gand marwa le ga per kisi ko kabi gali nahi de ga ! !


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aik kam karo
apni shalwar utarao
under wear bhi utaro

or gand pe petrol dal kay agg laga laooo
jo cheez doston kay kam na ayee wo rakhne ka kia faida


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JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARY DOST KE PASS JA,
.
AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN,
.
OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
.
OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERY


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her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka
phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka
phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka
kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka


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2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars 1st:mere biwi raat
ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay 2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre
dal day


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Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day


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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay



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AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOO SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : VO KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI



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Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha
Sardar bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha...



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A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn't a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
and Give your tongue some exercise



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Love is a Gambling, Don't play with it
Guys get fun, Girls get blame
10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain
Then a baby comes out without any name.
Enjoy it or think it before you do it.


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barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,
to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar
gili na ho..


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The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the louder the scream,louder the scream the better the fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck.



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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged



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Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck you, dont feel shy.



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Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!