Naughty SMS

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A husband was stung by bee
"A husband was stung by bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is."
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jaki chan ka sms
"It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life"
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jaki chan ka sms
"this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it "
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jaki chan ka sms
" !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya"
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height of Flirting?
"BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY}"
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height of Flirting?
"What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". "
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Just Want 2
"oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
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He came at night
"He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!"
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I really deeply wish tat
"I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch."

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Press down down more Ok more YES
"Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
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A girl phoned me
"A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home"



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Lastnite
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas



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Come here,take off urs pants
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!



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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you"ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE."



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Tera Rishta is tarah nibhayenge
Tera Rishta is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jaana manane se,
Warna hum yeh bheegi palke le ke kaha jayenge.