Politics SMS

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Arz kia hai:
Aag lagi huwi thi...
Justice ki Phati hui thi,
Altaf ki hati hui thi..
Tumhe kya pata ay mere dost,,
Mother day par karachi ki apni hi maa chudi
hui thi.

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Some men change their party for the sake of
their principles; others their principles for the sake of their
party.

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes
from the poor and campaign funds from the
rich, promising to protect each from the
other.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are
punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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In order to become the master, the politician
poses as the servant.

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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too
long, has been concerned with right or left
instead of right or wrong.

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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always
vote against.

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The flood of money that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.

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Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their
jobs right.

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Government is like a baby. An alimentary
canal with a big appetite at one end and
no sense of responsibility at the other.

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A patriot must always be ready to defend
his country against his government.

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I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report
the facts.I don"t make jokes. I just
watch the government and report the
facts.

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In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

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Among politicians the esteem of religion
is profitable;the principles of it are
troublesome.

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Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character,
give him power.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

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The more you read and observe
about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks
the best.

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I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.